Family Guy

Family Guy – Thank The Whites

Episode – Baby Got Black
Season 12, Episode 18

Clip Summary

Peter attempts to show Jerome that there is nothing wrong with Pam dating Chris and that whites have done a lot of good things for blacks.  As usual Peter gets it all wrong in all the right ways Family Guy style.

Lyrics

Peter: We gave you Eminem

And Justin Bieber too

Even though they dress and try to talk like you

The music of Taylor Swift and clothing from J.Crew

And Jon Heder

Also half of Derek Jeter

Add to that a fleet of soccer moms

Packed into their yoga tights

And for all this awesome neat and wonderful stuff

You know you don’t thank the Lord, you thank the whites

Chorus: Thank the whites, thank the whites

You know you don’t thank the Lord, you thank the whites

Peter: We gave you “Breaking Bad”

And all the songs by Creed

All the cast of “Friends” and trash like Tara Reid

A virtual world of porn so you can spill your seed

Ray-Ban glasses, leggy blondes with tiny asses

Frisbee sports, and fancy coffee too

Energy efficient lights!

And for all this awesome neat and wonderful stuff

You know you don’t thank the Lord, you thank the whites

Peter & Chorus: Thank the whites, thank the whites

You know you don’t thank the Lord, you thank the whites!

74 Comments

  1. Thank the whites?!! Why should I when they have everything including power and they don’t care for anything at all?

  2. Guess I’m of the few that actually wanted to listen to the song and not whine about race like all the 12 year olds beneath me.

  3. The amount of people who don’t understand satire both from people who like this video and don’t like it is bewildering and horrifying.

  4. So many people getting offended in the comments while laughing their asses off at all of the family guy skits about other races…well I guess that’s white fragility for you.

  5. i’m surprised people in the comments dont realize this song is making fun of whites. never heard of satire i guess. because, u know, they want an excuse to be oppressed.

  6. Don’t show this to BLM or liberals…they’ll just burn down another town in the name of “peace” “love” and “equality.”

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